Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 820 Points
Medals Earned: 1/33 (5/480 points)
Pass the Tutorial
Defeat an sleeping ghost on level 1
Rec with 50 Cents
Find the Apple
Find the Banana
Rec with Bone Thugs
Find Cherry
Find the coconut
Rec with Coolio
Rec with Cypress Hill
Rec with Dr Dre
Rec with Eazy E
Defeat 2 cop Ghosts on Level 4
Find the grapes
Rec with MC Hammer
Rec with Ice Cube
Rec with Ice T
Find the Mango
Rec with MnM
Find the pear
Find the Pineapple
Rec with Puff Daddt
Rec with Red Man
Rec with Salt n Pepa
Rec with Scarf Face
Rec with Snoop Dog
Find the Strawberry
Rec with Veggie Smalls
Find the Watermelon
Defeat 3 ghosts with one power pill, level 3
Defeat Suge Knight
Find all fruits
Make 2Pac Man Rec with 16 rappers
Medals Earned: 5/15 (35/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Evade 20 Death Loops
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get all weapons
Beat the game!
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)